Stoop Shit Bandit


Hi. I'm Mike. |23| From N.Y. Wish I could yodel. I write and perform songs in my free time (check out my Soundcloud). I'm almost a college graduate. I pick my toenails. LIVE. LOVE. PAINTBALL.

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my 6th grade soundtrack

… how I manage, under such conditions, to do what I’m doing, what am I doing, I must find out what I’m doing, tell me what you’re doing and I’ll ask you how it’s possible, I hear, you say I hear, and that I seek, it’s a lie, I seek nothing, nothing any more, no matter, let’s leave it, no harking, and that I seek, listen to them now, jogging my memory, seek what, firstly what it is, secondly where it comes from, thirdly how I manage, that’s it, now we’ve got it, thirdly how I manage, to do it, seeing that this, considering that that, inasmuch as God knows what, that’s clear now, how I manage to hear, and how I manage to understand, it’s a lie, what would I understand with, that’s what I’m asking, how I manage to understand… Samuel BeckettThe Unnamable (via robcam-wfu)

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photographyby-bailey:

The cabin from the movie Deliverance 

photographyby-bailey:

The cabin from the movie Deliverance 

aintnofuntime:

REMEMBER WHEN RUGRATS REFERENCED THE RAPE SCENE FROM DELIVERANCE?

aintnofuntime:

REMEMBER WHEN RUGRATS REFERENCED THE RAPE SCENE FROM DELIVERANCE?

mobylosangelesarchitecture:

so there i was, just walking around long island, and i found a house made out of a giant barrel. or, well, a house designed to look like a giant barrel. just sitting there happily in the middle of potato fields and hedge fund manager’s modest 15,000 square foot palatio-mansions.

i wondered to myself, ‘do they have flat walls? or is it like a wallace neff house where you’d be hard pressed to hang a picture?’ then i got jealous.

why do they have a barrel house in long island?

shouldn’t we have barrel houses in l.a?

we should. but alas, i don’t believe that we do. please prove me wrong. and/or build a barrel house.

contextually it’s nice to have a barrel house in the land of egregiously unsubtle 20,000 square foot hedge fund mansions. which is not to malign hedge fund mansions. except that they’re unsubtle. egregiously so. and huge. again, unsubtly so. but i guess the apocalypse needs gatekeepers, and the apocalypse gatekeepers need apocalypse gatehouses (20,000 sq foot mcmansions).

my benign apocalypse will have gatekeepers who live in happy little barrel houses. because i plan on having a happy apocalypse.

-moby

gulpedsnow:

the look

gulpedsnow:

the look


Showgirls (1995) dir. Paul Verhoeven

Showgirls (1995) dir. Paul Verhoeven

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droopla:

If you’re so clever, then why are you on your own tonight?

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