Joy of Mother

Hi. I'm Mike. From N.Y. Wish I could yodel. I write and perform songs in my free time. I'm almost a college graduate. I pick my toenails. LIVE. LOVE. PAINTBALL.

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bergmanburrito:

buttwyatt:

EVERYONE CALL 202-688-3894 I LOVE VEEP SO MUCH

DO IT.

cooperspooper:

when you purposely break your legs in front of someone hot

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eye-contact:

Bully
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taco-bell-rey:

"the test is today"

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dogcomedy:

"Lemonade" by SOPHIE 

— not the whole song but like, you get the picture

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