January 2011
173 posts
Anonymous asked: Do you like dolly parton?
i cannot torture myself with depressing music at this moment in time
Jealous of the Moon
Every night right before bed I search throughout my room and fling clothes around and chuck pillowcases and blankets and shoes and say out loud, to myself: “Where is my pants?”, EVERY SINGLE NIGHT, not “Where ARE my pants” but “Where IS my pants” and every time I just give up and hesitantly become more and more accepting of the grammatical error I’m...
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Waiter, BRING ME WATER! (gotta make him keep his cool) Waiter, BRING ME WATER! (hes actin like a fool!!!)
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“When a flower grows wild, it can always survive, wildflowers don’t care...”
– Dolly Parton, Wildflowers
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“I’ve been flown to a few [fashion shows], like Christian Dior and Versace....”
– Chloe Sevigny
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It’s kinda….stupid how much I can relate to Sex and the City, despite being … a boy, and 20, and not rich, and not having ever lived in the city ….. Why do I always find myself relating to 30-40 year old women moreso than people my age?
Carrie types on her outdated Apple laptop: “Do we need drama to make a relationship work?”
*deep thought*
Reblog if you live on Long Island, New York. I...
matty-j:
Wait, wait, wait! There are people in the the world that don’t live on Long Island!? :O
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GEICO
I’m watching Animal Planet and these people on a little safari cart just shot a giraffe with a tranquilizing gun and the giraffe literally looks exactly like Paris Hilton, the way it’s running, and it’s body shape, and it’s height
Just Born
It’s weird how dreams can affect my daily life:
like dreaming about someone who works at Path Mark, but in reality they don’t really even work at Path Mark and they don’t even live in your neighborhood or state and they’re actually an actor from Boardwalk Empire, and you go up to them and they’re wearing those green apron things and you ask “Where is the...
whiskeystrong:
Dolly Parton
I am sure a lot of kids these day don’t really know much about Dolly Parton except she is a country singer/sometimes actress, has big boobs, big hair, and owns Dollywood.
She is someone I respect a lot in the music industry and as a female. Her song “I Will Always Love You” was recorded in 1974, and again in the early 1980’s for her movie. Sometime between then...
“I want to be as famous as midnight, as powerful as a gun, as loved as a pizza.”
– Macy Gray
topherchrist:
“the perks of being a wallflower was really inspirational”
i’ve come across taco bell hot sauce packets more inspirational than the perks of being a wallflower
Brown
I randomly get different types of headaches throughout the week, and I associate them with different types of foods (usually ‘the food’ I eat prior to ‘the headache’). Like right now I just finished 9 bagel bites, and I feel like there is burnt crispy black pizza flakes inside my head, clogging up blood vessels and causing extreme PAIN!!,….a lot of times after having Taco...
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Carrie Ann
After having a whole month and a half of no school, the days of the week become squished together and turn into meaningless 24-hour time frames of redundancy. (EW … that sentence…. do I think I’m an English major now or something ANYWAY) ….. A Monday is the same as a Friday. A Sunday is the same as a Wednesday. It’s kinda (a little tinge of sadness) gloomy when the...
