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    cfavolous:

I’ve had a big lesbian crush on Laura Dern since I saw Jurassic Park as a youth (not the first time I saw it, I was too busy being terrified—-way to ruin a three year old’s life, mom). I would say I have a retroactive lesbian crush on her in the Fabulous Stains but I’m pretty sure she was like waaaay underage in that movie. Like younger than Dakota Fanning in the Runaways underage.
Anyway, this movie is good. She does huffer junkie well.

    cfavolous:

    I’ve had a big lesbian crush on Laura Dern since I saw Jurassic Park as a youth (not the first time I saw it, I was too busy being terrified—-way to ruin a three year old’s life, mom). I would say I have a retroactive lesbian crush on her in the Fabulous Stains but I’m pretty sure she was like waaaay underage in that movie. Like younger than Dakota Fanning in the Runaways underage.

    Anyway, this movie is good. She does huffer junkie well.

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