ELLO MATE! (My dream guy…*Joan Cusack voice*)

Ask me anything Submit My name is Mike, I don't know what I'm doing, I like pizza, I like hangabas, I like cheese-fries. I'm from America - New York specifically, I like eggs but hate what they stand for, I love cats but I'm allergic, I wish I could yodel, I do like to dance/get my groove on, yes ... I don't know who you are, fuck you, suck my dick then rim me.

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